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Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Top 10 Ridiculous Quotes

10:49, 22 Mar 2016

Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be a star on the football field but when it comes to interviews he is not the best. There are some ridiculous things that Ibrahimovic has said over the years. Below is a list of the top 10 ridiculous quotes to come out of Ibrahimovic’s mouth.

1. “Zlatan doesn’t do auditions”

Zlatan has been stated that he does not do auditions to play the game of football. He went to a club where he had a shirt that was made up with his name on the back of it. He almost got in trouble for this move. It seems he wanted everyone to know who he was but he did not want to fight for his spot at the same time. 

2. “Absolutely not. I have order a plane. It is much faster.”

When he said this quote Zlatan was asked if he had purchased a Porsche. While this car does move fast it is true that he can get there quicker by plane. He did not seem to like the question so he came up with this silly answer.

3. “I cant help but laugh at how perfect I am”

At least Zlatan can see something funny when he is asked a question by the media. While he may be a good football player it is still up for debate if he is perfect in other areas as well. 

4. “One Thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch”

This quote was made when Zlatan’s Swedish team was beaten by the team from Portugal for the Brazil World Cup. This tournament is not worth watching if Zalatan is not going to be able to play in it according to the football master. 

5. “What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”

This is Zlatan commenting when John Carew suggested that some of his skills had no point to them. While kicking a football and scoring goals is important some of the tricks are not used for scoring. Kicking an orange may be entertaining but it does not suggest the skill level of a player.

6. “Nothing She already has Zlatan”

This quote was one that Zlatan came up with when he was asked what he was going to get his wife for her birthday. He seems to think that he makes a great gift himself. Many wonder if his wife will agree with this when she does not get a present. 

7. “We’re looking for an apartment. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel”

Zlatan was looking for a new house in the city of Paris. It seems like he was having trouble looking for something that he liked. It can be so hard to find a new home in such a big and beautiful city.

8. “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, he did too. Then I went left again, and he went ot buy a hotdog.”

This quote is a shot at the defensive efforts from Stephane Henchoz. At this time Stephane was playing for the Liverpool team and was playing the position of centre. It seems like Zlatan was not impressed with his skills on the football field. 

9. “I don’t give a sh** who wins, I’ going on a holiday.” 

This quote showed that Zlatan was not too troubled by the loss of his team. His team from Sweden was eliminated from the Euro competition in 2012. Since his team did not win Zlatan was no longer interested in the game. All he wanted to go was go on a vacation. 

10. “When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari.”

Zlatan decided to compare himself to his favorite car. This is a top of the line car and is shows that he considers himself to be a top of the line football player.

While Zlatan does have some skills on the football field he does not have the same skills when it comes to talking to the media. His quotes are complete ridiculous. Zlatan has to be careful. Before his knows it he will be known better for his ridiculous quotes then for his skills on the football field.